Monster under the bed

Bella goes under the bed and she just lays there and waits for her victims. I'm just walking around the room and if I pause too close to the bed she pops out and licks my feet. Of course it completely takes me by surprise because I don't know she's under there and I don't know she's going to lick me. And so I make this weird,

"Wahh."

Sound and my moms like,

"What?"

And so it happened again and I was still surprised and I still made the sound. Now I'll be sure to not pause too close to the bed. Because she's a waitin'.