The art of eating past stuffed

I'm trying to make my cousin not throw up on me in a restraint.

"Put your hands above your head."

"Im so full! I'm going to throw up."

"Put your hands above your head."

"Ugh, wait."

"Kory! Put your hands above your head."

He does it. 

"Oh this actually feels much better!"

I laugh,

"I know what I'm talking about Kory."

He laughs,

"You know the randomist things!"

Ya I know how to keep eating even when my stomach says its full...I love food.

And earlier.

"Drink a little of your drink, it helps fill up a little more more in your stomach so you can eat more."

He drinks some,

"I've suddenly found more space to eat!"

"Told you!"

Surfing

I'm super excited about surfing again!!!! :D I've got my board, my wetsuit, my rash guard and shorts if the water is warm enough, and my awesome surfer hair!! :) 

Coke a Cola

I've never realized how much people love Coke a Cola till we've just moved thousands of pounds of boxes in the sweltering heat and their is no other soda except what I have in my hand. My cousin even offered me money just to give him a sip! And my aunt sighed when she saw my soda,

"In a glass bottle too!"

She said. Everyone else got hopeful faces when they saw my bottle and asked if I had more or where I had gotten my soda from! I felt like a king, lavishly dressed and bulging beneath my belt and they the starving peasants hungering for even a simple morsel of food. It was quite empowering and yet demoralizing as well. It didn't make my Coke taste any less sweet though. Coke is always amazing, especially in a glass bottle and with a hint of lime. This is a coke apresiation post :)

Oh and pizza! I LOVE pizza! :D

Probably two weeks later we're in my room and my cousin looks over and says this to me;

"Liar! It's my last one!"

Second of perplexity, realize where he's looking at and the words connects. I grin. He saw my stash of coke bottles and realized I lied the last weeks ago about only haveing one bottle. 

Children.

A dog runs by the window, a couple minutes later a group of kids run by screaming...

I'm SOOO bored!!!

I'm braving the heat and the bugs so that my parents can't find me. And so I have plausible deniability if they call me and I say I was outside and couldn't hear them. My phone is going to die soon...I'm going to die...if I don't melt first.

Crap it didn't work, I can still hear them calling me. Man that woman has a set of lungs!!!  

I should just join Cody! 

And dieeee!!!!!

No I'm not trying to kill my sister...whaaa

I think I seriously scared her. I scared myself too...man I'm good!

Cody the Cutie!

Isn't it cute how dogs love just lying in the sun :) and jut soaking up that warmth.

And ten it just too hot and they've had enough soaking in the sun and just go in the shade.

Bubble Wrap Roll

Look what I have found!!!!!!

MUHAHAHAHA IM SOOO EXCITED TO POP THEM ALL!!!!!! >:D

We are so strange

What I talk about on messenger:

Which are the best Cartoon Network characters

First: Bugs Bunny

Second: Donald Duck 

And how much Mickey Mouse sucks...we're both 16. 

Brother's usefulness is menial

My brothers are gone:

"WHERE ARE MY SLAVES!!!!!"

My sister: "Oh is that why the house is such a mess. Now I know why we need brothers so we can boss them around and be their slave masters."

Me: "YES!!!!!! That's what I use them for."

Walks with my Dog

I'm on a walk with my dog. And you know how after dog do their business yet do that digging thing in the dirt with their back legs. So I'm sanding there and Cody poops and then he does the digging thing and almost hits me in the face with a small rock...watch where you kick those thins will you Cody! 

Usually he runs ahead and sniffs around and stuff. Well Cody is scard of loud noises and so it's kind of thundering in the distance and so this time he's practically walking on my feet. Haha he's scard of the loud noise and so he won't walk far away from me. 

I walk up to him and he's eating at the grass. And then he runs ahead of me because he can't e walking behind me. Then Coy stops and starts coughing and I'm like ya, grass doesn't taste so good does it!!! 

We get to the house right when it starts raining, our timing is perfect!!!! 

All Alone

I feel like an only child. Both my brothers are at a sleep over and my sister works from 8 till 5. I'm not sure if I like the feeling or not. I defiantly feel special and like all my parents hopes and dreams are riding on my tiny shoulders and if I fail then the world will explode. WHO CARES!!!! :D

Just me and my dog!

My mom

"Ugh this one has mold too!!!!"

"No that's just flour, see."

"Okay."

"Look you can smell it and find out, see its—that's mold."

"WHAT?!?"

Soccer with out Shin Guards is the end of shorts season

I played soccer the other day and I decided I didn't need to wear my shin guards because I would just look stupid because no one else would be wearing them. Dumb yes. My cousin decided to step on my leg, when it was just lying on the  ground, in his American football Cleats and then slide. 

Yup...and then he did it again...

What you can't see on the second one is that it's a goose egg type thing, it's raised. 

I used to have beautiful legs.

Oh yes I remember when my legs were pretty, it was just yesterday! >: and now they're destroyed!!!!!

The Drawer

I have this drawer in my room that I just put stuff I don't know what to do with in it. Over time it just accumulates more and more stuff till its just full of this random junk! I like to think of it as my hoarder drawer or my Jack of all Trades drawer. 

A couple of things in the drawer:

It even has candy in it, like those chocolate money coins. 

My old passport. 

60 dollars worth of iTunes money

Chargers

Candles

Small speakers

Matches

A watch

Gum

Old receipts 

Glow in the dark stickers

iPhone cases

3D glasses, like 5 pairs

A picture of me and my sister

Pencils and pens

A letter opener

This sharp part of a sword hilt

The movie The Warrior's Way

A creepy eye reading light

A broken part of sunglasses 

A ring

My empty pill case....it's empty...oh no how long has it been since I had my pills...is that why there are floating baby heads that giggle not to mention are bigger then my house....no I'm sure that's normal I'll be fine. 

Rainbows

I have this weird talent for seeing Rainbows. Some how it started a while ago and I can't go a week with out seeing some kind of rainbow! I believe it's God's way of telling me that everything is going to be alright, that He's not going to "flood the world ever again", or in other words He's not going to flip everything upside down, or destroy my world again. He's telling me in the way that I would understand that things are all better now and that my life is going to be full of Rainbows. It's the little things that brighten your day. And when I see a Rainbow it can't help but make me smile and know that things are good! Because I mean Rainbows are fascinating and beautiful! 

The Toughest

While at a hotel we get in the elevator heading down to the pool. A couple gets in with us and they seem to be trying to figure us out.

"Are you going to the pool?"

"Yes."

"Are you all four siblings?"

"Yes."

"So you're the mom?"

"Yes."

"Oh I thought you were younger!"

Flattery ;) 

And then they ask,

"So who's the toughest kid?"

My mind blanks, toughest kid? Well I don't know, anyone of us at any time really. Then I see my sister pointing at me, and my brother, and my other brother.

 The couple start laughing,

"So you're the toughest?"

I just smile and shrug. Apparently I am. They laugh.

"Oh she's got a knowing smirk."

Smirk? Really? I can smirk? Well I'll be tickled!!! (Yes, very tough, along with my rainbows!) 

We get off the evaluator and go to the pool. I really think the couple was shocked that I was chosen, I'm sure they were expecting one of the boys to be the tougher. HA! Take that you non-feminists people!! Nah! I'm just joking I use the insult, "You're such a girl!", just as much as my male cousins, maybe even more. 

My mom now loves telling that story, I think she just loves the shocked expressions on everyone's faces to find out that Sarah, the shy, quiet, nice, Sarah is considered the toughest! They also freak when they see my sword collection. Yes my mother brags about my sister's art, and jewelry making and she bags about my sword collection. I don't know what that says about my talents but...what do I care, right? I'm the toughest! ;) 

My sister's accomplishments!

Mine: 

I suppose that's a smirk...

The weird attract the weird

Fireworks

We set of fireworks the other day. I uh hit my cousin in the shoulder with one...he's now convinced that I had an asian moment and calculated the perfect everything so that it would guy him purposely. Yes my cousin's have crazy opinions of me. So my friend was walking by the house with a group of her friends and I call out that we're doing fireworks again. Her brother shouts back that,

"I don't want my shoulder lit on fire, thanks!"

:) Oh what funny people! I can only imagine what their friends are thinking... 

Don Daniel!

This is why I love my dad;

*Gets in the car. Hands the GPS to my mom*

"Beam us up, Scotty!"

Two puncture wounds

Got bit by some thing last night. It left two little puncture wounds and swelled. Think it was a spider. The venom attacked my muscles. When I was just sitting still it was fine but when I flexed my leg it sent this spasming pain along my leg. Finally I went to bed because there was nothing we could do about it. I did take some pain killers. My mom told me to call her if I had muscle stiffness and spasming. It was around 1 in the morning and my leg was under the blanket and it was warm. I think the warmth was making it hurt worse. My mind was so tired that I just wanted to sleep and I didn't care how it hurt. But the heat was making it send a shocking pulse through the muscles in my left leg. It was tingling and electric spasming, causing my toes to twitch. With my half asleep brain I kept thinking as long as it doesn't really spasm and no muscle stiffness and I kept repeating that but of course I'm practically asleep and I kept forgetting what I was supposed to be remembering. The pain became so bad that my whole body would twitch just to get a respite from the strange pain for a moment. I sent a text to my mom and if she got it and came then good if she didn't then too bad I was too tired to really give a crap about anything. And I knew I had to get up early in the morning for a breakfast. I settled my blanket around me so that the bite part of my leg was not covered by the blanket. The air from my fan was cooling my leg and practically numbing it. It still kept sending out a electric pulse of muscle spasming along my leg. Finally I managed to fall asleep. My mother came and checked up on me once during the night and again in the morning. It seems to be fine but still hurts some. 

Jet Lag

Oh look an attractive man! And here I am acting and looking like a Zombie. #JetLagProblems

Beauty before Age?

My ten year old cousin got hit on by a sixteen year old today...*sigh* it sucks when you don't look your age. I am commonly mistaken as the older sister, people thinking I'm 22 when I'm only 16.

Entertainment above Pride

My friend and I were talking about what I'd tell her husband when they got married. That he had beware because she would steal all the blankets. When suddenly my friend bursts out with,

"Ah Ha! I slept with your wife before you!!"

My friend shouts in a proud and happy voice, her hand in the air and a goofy smile on her face. She has the innocence of a child in every line of her face, not realizing what she has said. 

I stare at her a second before I dissolve into laughter. Her words sink into her mind and she too starts laughing burying her head into a pillow in a mixture of embarrassment and amusement. She was waiting to see what I would think of her pronouncement. I moved the pillow so that I could see her face, she smiled at me her cheeks pink. I countinued laughing shacking my head; knowing that I wasn't judging her for her strange comment she joined me in our fit of unstoppable laughter. Of course she did manage to spout out that,

"I didn't even know what I was saying!"

Haha her tired mind forgot to filter her words. :)

Fortunately I have a similar story from another friend. Whenever she slept over at my house we had to make a bed on the floor for her because I only had a single bed. So we were at school and it comes up in conversation that I just got a double bed. She proceeds to shout out,

"Yay! Now I can sleep with you!"

Once again I burst out laughing unable to stop. Of course I know what she meant, now she could sleep in the bed with me and not on the floor but it was still hilarious. She was flushed with embarrassment but knowing I understood she joined me in my convulsive laughing. 

*This is why it is better to think your words through before you speak but in some cases, when you are with friends, then it's more fun to simply speak with out thinking. Remember though that what you say will be repeated and repeated and repeated to all simply so they can laugh also. Though it will never be as funny as it was the first time.*

Greasy Fingers

I had Pizza Hut yesterday, by the time I was done with my pizza my fingers were dripping with grease. Yuck! 

Cody

My dog being awesome!

Safe to be awakened

My brothers recruited my sister to wake me up because she wouldn't be back till five. So that I wouldn't be able to kill her...my dad had similar stories from high school :)

Again Master of Distraction

In the car;

My dad- "What is that noise?"

Me in all my sarcastic-ness, because really, if my dad doesn't know what the noise the car is making (he's a mechanic) then how are WE supposed to know what the noise is! 

"It's the sound of salvation!!!"

There must be something in the air because my sister and I started cracking up laughing as if it was the funniest thing ever. My dad just ignored us, but we weren't asked about the sound again.

Master of Distraction

My sister- "Guess what they have at my college?"

Is this a trick question....

Me- "Fingers?"

She gives me a strange look and starts to laugh.

My sister- "Ya...they burry them in the garden."

Ya see, knew it. Sooo knew it.

...she never did tell me what they really had at her college. 😏

The Terrible, Our Hero

"Ya, we're going home to watch Oz: the Great and the Terrible."

"....the great and the powerful, mom."

Many Colors

My mom bought me 15 new colors of nail polish. I'd never really had much nail polish before but now I CAN HAVE NAIL POLISH PARTIES LIKE OTHER GIRLS!!!! I'm super excited!

The Amazing Bella Dog

My brother has decided to use our packing boxes as an obstacle course for our dog, using the laser light to get her to go to different boxes.

Car Trips

What my sister did on the 9 hour car trip...

What? How in the world? Are you ninety? Nahh I'm just kidding but really. Knitting? *sigh* See what I have to put up with? 

Lights Out

I went a whole day with out turning on the light in my room. My brother kept poking his head in and asking why the light was off. I asked him why he cared. He said,

"I keep hearing noise from your room but it's all dark!"

And my other brother was obsessing about how my candle was reflecting off the mirror and becoming brighter. My sister was also worried about my dark room, as was my dad. I just gave them creepy smiles. Strange thing though, none of them tried turning on my lights for me, I suppose they didn't want to risk my wrath. 

Peter Pan

Who wants a Prince Charming when you can have Peter Pan!!! Yes, that is what my friends and I say, men in tights....ohhh yess!! No I have been tested I am not mentally unstable or anything. As you can tell from the picture...

The little, semi important things

Walking out the door,

"Hahaha—I need shoes."

Goes back inside.

Wisdoms of the Youth

I had some friends who wanted to name their dog Kenza, but couldn't because they were told that it would be insulting to people. 

"Hello this is my daughter, Kenza."

"Oh really? This is my dog, her name is Kenza too!"

"..."

No but really that wouldn't happen but they changed the dog's name anyway. Today my little cousin was telling about his friend who just got a new baby sister named Bella and my mom responded with,

"Just like my dog!"

And my cousin, in his wisdom stated,

"But she's not a dog."

It's so simple for kids; so simple and so real.

Life's not Fair

Apparently according to my little cousin

when the dog does it it's a trick but when I do it it's begging. Well that's not fair.

#i have no idea

One of these days I just want to wake up at midnight and take a shower.

Rainy Day

"Those who say sunshine is happiness have never danced in the rain."

Probably one of my favorite quotes because it so describes me. Today it started raining and I got so excited because its summer and so now the rain won't be so cold. Unfortunately I couldn't find anyone to dance with...I need to get a boyfriend...there should be an app for that. Have a check list of thing you want,

-Good looking

-Charming

-A prince would be nice

Oh wait I have a picture of the list. Haha ya okay that's—wait a second...

Alright I got off topic I was talking about rain. Yes I like to dance in the rain...and I need to set up a flyer asking for a rain dancing partner. Okay.

Big Idiot

"Usopp, you big idiot you never told me which direction was north!" Oh dear :) haha

It's Big

Watched a commercial about Jack in the Box...definitely R rated... O_o

CFTW: Capes for the Win

Let me give you an idea about myself: I wore a Count Dracula cape all day today. 

Man Candy

My friend and me. 'Nuff said.

Stupid Technology makes me look dumb

Sent the link of my blog to a friend and then clicked on the link which brought me to my blog. I was so excited i went to show my sister, "Watch, i click...click, click, click..." and i kept clicking and my phone just froze ruining my major moment and my sister just started laughing at me. Why do all my phones hate me?!?!?

Floating Heads are so Common

My brother asked me which universe my brain is floating in. My response, "Who comes up with such a question?" Obviously he felt compelled to ask for...obvious? reasons. 

I love my Dog...really :)

Put a towel over my dog, Cody's, head...he ran into the wall.