Fireworks

We set of fireworks the other day. I uh hit my cousin in the shoulder with one...he's now convinced that I had an asian moment and calculated the perfect everything so that it would guy him purposely. Yes my cousin's have crazy opinions of me. So my friend was walking by the house with a group of her friends and I call out that we're doing fireworks again. Her brother shouts back that,

"I don't want my shoulder lit on fire, thanks!"

:) Oh what funny people! I can only imagine what their friends are thinking...