"Ah Ha! I slept with your wife before you!!"
My friend shouts in a proud and happy voice, her hand in the air and a goofy smile on her face. She has the innocence of a child in every line of her face, not realizing what she has said.
I stare at her a second before I dissolve into laughter. Her words sink into her mind and she too starts laughing burying her head into a pillow in a mixture of embarrassment and amusement. She was waiting to see what I would think of her pronouncement. I moved the pillow so that I could see her face, she smiled at me her cheeks pink. I countinued laughing shacking my head; knowing that I wasn't judging her for her strange comment she joined me in our fit of unstoppable laughter. Of course she did manage to spout out that,
"I didn't even know what I was saying!"
Haha her tired mind forgot to filter her words. :)
Fortunately I have a similar story from another friend. Whenever she slept over at my house we had to make a bed on the floor for her because I only had a single bed. So we were at school and it comes up in conversation that I just got a double bed. She proceeds to shout out,
"Yay! Now I can sleep with you!"
Once again I burst out laughing unable to stop. Of course I know what she meant, now she could sleep in the bed with me and not on the floor but it was still hilarious. She was flushed with embarrassment but knowing I understood she joined me in my convulsive laughing.
*This is why it is better to think your words through before you speak but in some cases, when you are with friends, then it's more fun to simply speak with out thinking. Remember though that what you say will be repeated and repeated and repeated to all simply so they can laugh also. Though it will never be as funny as it was the first time.*
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