Gum in my nose

Austin stuck gum up his nose to counter the smell of sewage. It looks like he has buggers coming from his nose. That's my brother over there, yes, with the gum that looks like buggers sticking out of his nose. Hopefully he can get the gum out, it's not like we can go to the emergency room though that would be a laugh. 

"So what is the emergency here?"

"My brother has gum stuck up his nose."

"What? Gum? Why is gum stuck up his nose?"

"He was using the mint smell of it to counter the sewage scent."

"The mint has to burn."

"Probably."

"Gum in his nose? On purpose."

"That's my brother."

"I'll call the doctor."

Picks up phone.

"Paging doctor Patrick to room five. A kid has gum stuck up his nose."

Doctor:

"Not again. I'll be right there."